God hasn’t been very busy lately because no one on Earth is paying any attention and most fundamentalists are bust putting words in his mouth, so he decided to grant a few personal prayer wishes. Sally Jones. A rather plain woman had been praying night after night that: “Just once Lord I’d Like to be walking down the street and here men say: “Wow what a perfect Ass!” God appeared to her in her dreams to inform her that tomorrow her wish would be full filled. Sally woke early that morning and rushed to her mirror!